1. 24 May


    1ae: Jenny by Simon Kossoff

    1ae:

    Jenny by Simon Kossoff

    (via internetdouchebag)

     

  2. 23 May


    (Source: rhymingtruths, via goddessoftheinternet)

     

  3. 22 May



    *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

    (via -annoying)

     

  4. 22 May


    (via heartless)

     

  5. 19 May



    Tumblr Code.

    If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”

    that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

    I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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    must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

    Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.

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    (Source: aru, via viarga)

     

  6. 19 May


    anywherebuttheelectricchair: fandomblogger: memewhore: So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head… THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR this is what your getting yahoo. this is what your getting.

    anywherebuttheelectricchair:

    fandomblogger:

    memewhore:

    So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

    THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

    this is what your getting yahoo. 
    this is what your getting.

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via mcdonaldsdietcoke)

     

  7. 19 May



    dslites:

    why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

    like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

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    chad u ok

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    chad

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    chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

    (via pizza)

     

  8. 19 May



    is there a return policy on my life

     

  9. 19 May


    romanticvengeance: ladyknucklesinshape: behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: whoishannahh: destielsrainbowdick: nocturnalvisionary: novakian: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He fucking hit him with a lamp. I love his freedom pants. This is still funny as fuck. funny ass shit

    romanticvengeance:

    ladyknucklesinshape:

    behindthestripes:

    sarcasticdumpling:

    whoishannahh:

    destielsrainbowdick:

    nocturnalvisionary:

    novakian:

    This guy would survive a horror movie.

    This guy would survive a horror movie.

    Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

    He fucking hit him with a lamp.

    I love his freedom pants.

    This is still funny as fuck.

    funny ass shit

    (via obamasdaughter)

     

  10. 18 May



    fffcuk:

    my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

    (via deodrant)